Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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