How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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