I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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