hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
