Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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