:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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