She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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