apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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