I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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