Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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