I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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