i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
