make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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