I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I see more hoeing in ur future
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