I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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