I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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