Need sex. Gaining weight.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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