Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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