Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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