While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
