So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
