I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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