You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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