Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My life is pants optional.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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