He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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