I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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