After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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