Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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