just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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