OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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