Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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