Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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