I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Randomize
