they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Randomize
