New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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