thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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