id be glad to
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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