Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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