just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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