My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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