we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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