Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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