So drunk its hurt
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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