I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
