Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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