I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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