he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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