You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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