If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The adults are the big ones right?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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