Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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