I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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