If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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