Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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